no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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