farters have to be the big spoon...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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