Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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