yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
