I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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