Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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