Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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