In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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