you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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