My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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