do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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