I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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