I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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