So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have fence marks all over my body
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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