walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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