were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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