it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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