So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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