tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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