Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My nipple is on Facebook.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize