My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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