can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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