life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Randomize
