Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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