no, he came in my armpit
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So vagazzling was a success
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
