did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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