Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was CRYING into my vagina
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
