Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
