Me too!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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