Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
