I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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