he wants to bone in the snuggie
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
