That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We are all done wearing pants today
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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