even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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