can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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