I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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