That's intense
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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