Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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