Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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