You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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