How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
