u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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