Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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