so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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