Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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