If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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