My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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