how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i think im in europe. pls send help
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
