we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
COCAINE IS GR8
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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