I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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