I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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