So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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